Those Awkward Moments

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via endoftheworlddd)

— 6 hours ago with 129105 notes

interswagnet:

tag me in posts!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

message me!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

interact with me!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

friendship!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: mondegreener, via danisflaming)

— 6 hours ago with 64133 notes

waitrose:

hand writing at the start of an exam

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hand writing at the end of an exam

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(Source: waitrose, via sorry)

— 6 hours ago with 182823 notes

wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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(Source: wigglytuffer, via heliolisk)

— 6 hours ago with 15864 notes

voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE

(via pieofthelord)

— 6 hours ago with 149945 notes
rubywhiterabbit:

byunbaekme:

baekenstrip:

yeolthatjoint:

Now we know

my life has been a lie

a lie

gray is closer to blackgrey is closer to white

rubywhiterabbit:

byunbaekme:

baekenstrip:

yeolthatjoint:

Now we know

my life has been a lie

a lie

gray is closer to black
grey is closer to white

(Source: jongdaevine, via danisflaming)

— 6 hours ago with 90665 notes

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

(via sorry)

— 6 hours ago with 750118 notes

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(via pieofthelord)

— 6 hours ago with 125779 notes

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via pieofthelord)

— 6 hours ago with 166563 notes

the-bloggers-daughter:

purrfect-catastrophe:

the-bloggers-daughter:

the-bloggers-daughter:

I found some glasses

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im a wizard

no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.

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(via pieofthelord)

— 6 hours ago with 63809 notes
tipsta asked: pancakes or waffles?


Answer:

heliolisk:

Well ive tried both but I still think i prefer dicks in my asshole

— 6 hours ago with 206 notes
newtsgeiszler:

newtsgeiszler:

Has tumblr seen this? Because this is so sweet and everyone should send him cards and happy things for his birthday!!!

Oh yes! He likes Super Mario and Legos!

newtsgeiszler:

newtsgeiszler:

Has tumblr seen this? Because this is so sweet and everyone should send him cards and happy things for his birthday!!!

Oh yes! He likes Super Mario and Legos!

(via danisflaming)

— 6 hours ago with 700 notes